Space Is Limited
Expensive Seats Taken
On 08 Jan 25, The New York Times reported that Trump’s inaugural committee is advising select donors that “space is limited”. These unfortunates are being placed on wait lists or warned that V.I.P. access to Trump is unlikely during the evening of 20 Jan 25.
It’s the Billionaire Boys Club’s version of “Musical Chairs.”
Okay. I am paying $5.66 for a carton of 12 jumbo eggs in Texas. I now better understand this is a bargain for which I should be grateful. I could be one of the unfortunate losers in the Trump Inauguration Lottery Event. You know, the one where $1M won’t buy you a chance to press the flesh with His Excellence the Immaculate Grifter at one of the events he is scheduled to grace (briefly) with his physically obese and morally corrupt presence.
Feel free to sing along, MAGA faithful:
Lucky, lucky, lucky me
I'm a lucky son of a gun
I sleep eight hours, I work eight hours
That leaves eight hours for fun
Lucky, lucky, lucky me
Even though I haven't a dime
I laugh and play in a carefree way
And I have a heck of a time…
You can kiss your worries goodbye
Life's just a chuckle and Lady Luck'll
Make you as lucky as I
Derived from traditional Italian "Tarantella Napoletana".