Fine

I’ll Run

Vote for me.

I am as qualified as the 47^th president to hold high office.

1. I am old

2. I am white

3. I have no military experience

4. I love emblems of our country’s aspirations

5. I cheat at golf

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Oh, sure.

There will be some who object.

1. Misogynic men

2. Stepford ladies

3. Established dictators

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4. Donald John Trump

5. Elon Reeve Musk

6. Legacy media, compromised social platforms, tainted justices, both political parties

Why me? You ask.

Why not? I respond.

There is historical precedent of patriarchal nations choosing a woman to lead them through a rough patch.

1. England

2. Germany

3. India

4. Israel

5. Mexico

Find my campaign workers at Tesla dealerships, at empty chair town hall meetings, outside shuttered offices of sitting congressional representatives, on Substack and Bluesky.

Promotional materials are available at your local public library, for a modest per copy charge. They include, but are not limited to:

1. Declaration of Independence

2. Constitution

3. Gettysburg Address

We are field testing our campaign motto. The early favorite is an oldie but a goodie—KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid).

Suggestions of merit, but with little support, are:

1. RNB--Recall Nonresponsive Representatives

2. IEA--Impeach ‘Em All (Trump, Vance, Johnson, Thomas, Aledo, and Kavanaugh)

3. SMM—Send Musk to Mars

4. VN—Volunteer Now (Anyone other than Trump, Vance, Johnson, any cabinet member, Hillary, Elizabeth, Kamala, or Susan will do)

Campaign tee-shirts and go-cup mugs are under consideration. A messaging controversy has delayed production. We are interested in your opinion. Is profanity counterproductive? Unwarranted? Absolutely appropriate?

To focus your comments—How does “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke” sit with you?

See you at the mid-terms.

And every Project 2025 playbook protest until then.