Fine
I’ll Run
Vote for me.
I am as qualified as the 47th president to hold high office.
1. I am old
2. I am white
3. I have no military experience
4. I love emblems of our country’s aspirations
5. I cheat at golf
Oh, sure.
There will be some who object.
1. Misogynic men
2. Stepford ladies
3. Established dictators
4. Donald John Trump
5. Elon Reeve Musk
6. Legacy media, compromised social platforms, tainted justices, both political parties
Why me? You ask.
Why not? I respond.
There is historical precedent of patriarchal nations choosing a woman to lead them through a rough patch.
1. England
2. Germany
3. India
4. Israel
5. Mexico
Find my campaign workers at Tesla dealerships, at empty chair town hall meetings, outside shuttered offices of sitting congressional representatives, on Substack and Bluesky.
Promotional materials are available at your local public library, for a modest per copy charge. They include, but are not limited to:
1. Declaration of Independence
2. Constitution
3. Gettysburg Address
We are field testing our campaign motto. The early favorite is an oldie but a goodie—KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid).
Suggestions of merit, but with little support, are:
1. RNB--Recall Nonresponsive Representatives
2. IEA--Impeach ‘Em All (Trump, Vance, Johnson, Thomas, Aledo, and Kavanaugh)
3. SMM—Send Musk to Mars
4. VN—Volunteer Now (Anyone other than Trump, Vance, Johnson, any cabinet member, Hillary, Elizabeth, Kamala, or Susan will do)
Campaign tee-shirts and go-cup mugs are under consideration. A messaging controversy has delayed production. We are interested in your opinion. Is profanity counterproductive? Unwarranted? Absolutely appropriate?
To focus your comments—How does “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke” sit with you?
See you at the mid-terms.
And every Project 2025 playbook protest until then.





I freaking love your campaign! The Dalai Lama says it will be the women who bring the world into its next level of consciousness and class. Are you working out regularly so you can slap some sense into some of these elected idiots?
Early write-in voting has begun.