I freaking love your campaign! The Dalai Lama says it will be the women who bring the world into its next level of consciousness and class. Are you working out regularly so you can slap some sense into some of these elected idiots?
Oh Russell, with your subscriber base, mine, and the more than a million subscribers across Substack who follow us, we have enough signatures to get on the ballots in all states.
Sign me up. I have plenty of shirts and mugs. Your leadership as a public servant, for decades, on the front lines of disaster and rebuilding on behalf of all citizens with tax dollars spent supporting FEMA, more than qualifies you for the Clean Up Administration, which must follow the Wreck Everything Regime.
Another bonus is that you can devote all your time to Presidential duties and stop thinking about cleaning out the garage and a lifetime of important papers. We will need those for your Presidential library.
I freaking love your campaign! The Dalai Lama says it will be the women who bring the world into its next level of consciousness and class. Are you working out regularly so you can slap some sense into some of these elected idiots?
Let’s hear it for the Dalai Lama—and you. Long may you both wave.
Early write-in voting has begun.
Oh Russell, with your subscriber base, mine, and the more than a million subscribers across Substack who follow us, we have enough signatures to get on the ballots in all states.
Sign me up. I have plenty of shirts and mugs. Your leadership as a public servant, for decades, on the front lines of disaster and rebuilding on behalf of all citizens with tax dollars spent supporting FEMA, more than qualifies you for the Clean Up Administration, which must follow the Wreck Everything Regime.
Another bonus is that you can devote all your time to Presidential duties and stop thinking about cleaning out the garage and a lifetime of important papers. We will need those for your Presidential library.